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Remember this one? Not dumb enough to make the list, though. |
The Snark's Advice to Football Players
- CATCH first, THEN run.
- When tackling, remember to use your arms.
- Stop juking - just secure the ball and run. This ain't college honey - the other players are fast, too.
- When the QB puts the ball on your numbers, catch it donkey.
- Pull off a GREAT play? Down by 20+ points? Don't celebrate - just don't. You look like a moron.
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